It's that time of year
again: check yourself for
ticks. But also, it's
Seafair!
This year, we will be having
our party on Seafair
Saturday rather than
Seafair Sunday because it is
more important than ever to
preserve the Sabbath and
keep it holy now that we
have so clearly entered the
End Of Days, the time of
reckoning when the heathen
shall be doomed and the
righteous shall ascend and
our Lord and Savior will
return to reclaim His
rightful place in his
kingdom, all praise be to
him, and the power and the
glory, forever and ever,
amen.
Also, on Saturday
there's a bitchin'
fireworks show. Get
this: they shoot the
fireworks from the wings
of airplanes--I defecate
you negative.
Throw in the Blue
Angels, and the whole
day will seem like being
in a war zone, but
without the bloodshed
and downward pressure on
property values, and
with much better
refreshments.
The fireworks start at
dusk, so even if
Saturday is your
Sabbath, you can still
come. And I'm pretty
sure all the pilots are
shabbos goy.
Schedule:
-
Doors open at 10:00
-
Blue Angels fly at 1:30
-
Jones BBQ at 2:00
-
Air show stuff all
afternoon
-
Leftover Jones BBQ for
dinner
- 8:45, Lightning strikes me for this email
-
Fireworks at 9:45
We'll have the kiddie
pool filled (with water)
and various other
diversions, so bring the
kids and their
swimsuits.
Directions:
-
From I-5 north or south,
take the Columbian Way
exit
-
Continue on Columbian
Way to MLK (where all
the light rail
construction is)
-
Right (south) on MLK
-
Left (east) on Orcas
-
Left (north) on Wilson
-
Right (east) on Alaska,
go one block, we're on
the SE corner of 51st &
Alaska. Lots of parking
one block south at the
park
"Your Directions Suck"
hotline: 206 721 2418
Please be aware that the
"Your Directions Suck"
hotline has recently
been moved to a call
center in
Vishakhapatnam.
Your call will be
answered in the order
received.
Bill & Beth
