No, I didn’t forget, but you’ll wish I had
after you fight the traffic and come to
Bill &
Beth’s Almost Annual Seafair Party
9am Sunday, August
6
Sponsored by:
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Featuring the
U.S. Navy Blue Angels air show:

And the
unlimited hydroplanes air show:

It’s like NASCAR, but with water and
without money.
They say “don’t mess with success” (which
is why I refuse to go anywhere near it) so we’ll be repeating our same tired
entertaining formula:
Feel free, but not obligated, to bring
food. We’ll provide way too many beverage choices.
RSVP if you’re coming so we can get a rib
count.
Bill &
Beth
P.S. Score Host Bonus Points with
this handy cheat sheet:
|
Oldest
Child |
Jacqueline,
8 |
|
Youngest
Child |
Veronica,
2 |
|
New
Remodeling Project to Notice |
Box Beam
Ceiling & Cove Molding |
|
Where
to Smoke or Spill |
Outside |
|
OK
to Pee Off Roof? |
No. On roof
only |
|
Truck
with All Those Stickers Yours? |
Yes |
|
It
is Awesomely Cool |
Thanks |
|
and
So Are You |
I
Know |
Traffic-Free Directions to Our
House
· From
I-5 either
direction, take the Columbian
Way exit (just south of the old
·
Get
in right lane and go south on
·
Veer Left in
front of McPherson's Produce
· You should
now be heading east on
Columbian Way, which
soon changes its name to
·
Turn Right on Rainier Ave
S. (heading south)
· Go about a
mile, then Left on
Orcas (heading east). If a moron in a gray Honda with a
gigantic wing spoiler takes your yellow light while you're trying to turn, flip
him the bird again; it's the only way he'll learn.
· Go about a
mile, then Left on
Wilson (heading north)
· Go about a
half mile, then Right on
· Go 1 block.
We're in the house on the SE corner (
"Your Directions Still Suck"
Help-Line: 206 721 2418