• Published Essays
  • Seattle Weekly
    • And They're Off
    • Pave the Lake
    • Bored Games
    • Vandalism or Treat?
  • Seattle Times
    • Professional Writing
      • As Published
      • Unabridged
    • Oh, Canada
      • As Published
      • Unabridged
    • Vidal Baboon
      • As Published
      • Unabridged
    • C'est la Vile
      • As Published
      • Unabridged
    • If You Strike Out, You're Fired
  • Others
    • The War Between the States II
    • New! Flavor Free!
• Unpublished Essays
  If you thought the ones I got paid for were weak, wait'll you skim this dreck.
  • Book Chat
  • Timely Death, Inc.
  • Dear Diary
  • Ding Dong, Eternity Calling
  • Why Pay Less?
  • Death Takes a Spring Break
• Miscellaneous Nonsense
  • Skip Shaw Ferry Letter
  • Goodbye Hummer
  • MSFT Goodbye
  • A Brief History of SeaFair
  • Happy 30th Birthday
  • Hawk Talk
  • Future Bald Guys of America
  • Dog Training
• Preschool Newsletters
  I enrolled my 3-year-old in a Co-operative Preschool. The "Co-operative" part means that parents have some job. The job I had was newsletter editor which required that I crank out a monthly newsletter and contribute one article to same. They never specified that said article be informative or helpful and that is where they made their mistake.
  • October 06
  • November 06
  • December 06
  • January 07
  • February 07
  • March 07
  • April 07
  • May 07
• Fictional Facebook Friends
• Check-Out Time

It has been said that the internet is the ultimate vanity press (I should know; I said it). This web site proves the truth of that statement, brutally and repeatedly.

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